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Top ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk —

10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken...” 

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...”

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. “...Amen.”


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